Just watched a drummer throw his drum stick during a set and saw his toddler daughter grab it and try to run on stage to give it back to him because she thought he lost it. Precious.
This bar is completely dead tonight. It’s literally me, my boyfriend, my friend with the karaoke business we came to see and this Irish guy. There’s more bartenders than customers. What.
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
What exactly do you mean by you two were talking? That can mean something different to everyone. I wouldn’t take a status asking who wants to chill to mean anything necessarily more than just wanting to hang out. Is this someone you actually hang out with often?